*All’s Fair* has made its debut, and the conversations surrounding it are stirring up quite a reaction.

Ryan Murphy’s newest Hulu series is probably all over your social media, as the initial three episodes were released on Wednesday. This legal drama showcases Allura Grant (Kim Kardashian), Emerald Greene (Niecy Nash), and Liberty Ronson (Naomi Watts) as they establish their own law firm that is exclusively led by women. They find themselves in a fierce rivalry with the irate Carrington Lane (Sarah Paulson), a gun lawyer who has been excluded from their circle (due to her chronic lunch theft or something similar).

Critics and audiences are sharply split on *All’s Fair* — Angie Han from the *Hollywood Reporter* labeled it “unforgivably dull,” while Lucy Mangan of the *Guardian* described it as “fascinatingly, existentially terrible.” The show seems to strive for *Dynasty* “I own 51 percent of this company” vibes, and whether it accomplishes this is for you to decide. Nonetheless, the series is rich with meme-worthy moments thanks to the standout lines delivered by this talented cast.

Here are some quotes from *All’s Fair* that had me spitting out my coffee, toppling from my chair, and launching myself into the hedges. What did I overlook?

“Come on, gloves!”
Emerald lifts her new divorce client’s spirits with a flattering remark.

“Never mind, Cooze McGees.”
Carrington expresses frustration at not being welcomed into the firm.

“From cocktails to cock rings all in one 24-hour period — God, I love my job.”
Liberty is introduced to a case.

“In honor of your significant milestone, I bring you a fruit basket, organic and subtly brushed with salmonella and fecal matter. Enjoy a melon ball, and maybe then you can give the Ozempic you’re using a break, you fat, treacherous lawn chairs.”
Carrington sends a fruit basket for the firm’s 10-year celebration.

“What we possess here is knowledge, and knowledge is the essential key in the lock. All we need to do is turn it just right.”
Allura adds her insights during a briefing.

“Pin your wig down, Allura, because this might blow it back.”
Emerald is ready to deliver some hard truths.

“You fail to give us what we desire, all of what we wish for, those eggs will never come close to Allura’s hoo-ha, because I’ll personally coat them in A1 Steak Sauce and enjoy them with a side of fries.”
Carrington, um, negotiates?

“Well, it is New York City, an island after all, so it’s reasonable to assume there are numerous other fish in the sea.”
Liberty gives romantic advice.

“Somebody has a revenge vagina!”
Emerald being encouraging.

“Will Jane Austen genuinely assist you in adapting to aging, gravity, and public opinion?”
Allura gets candid.

“You know who I am — I’d do anything for you, except represent you, which I wouldn’t even consider if I were destitute and starving on the street, forced to gratify a priest with chlamydia for a bowl of refried beans.”
Carrington graciously declines a job offer.

“Piggy wiggly titties, or as they’re referred to on the farm, sow teats.”
No context for this Emerald moment.

“Mayor McHead Cheese, Diane Sawyer, Lola Falana, George Washington.”
Carrington confronts her adversaries outside the courtroom.

“Allura, when will you unleash your anger? When will you twist off his scrotum and serve it to him in small, ragged pieces? When are we enacting our revenge?”
Liberty makes a suggestion.

“Bore someone else with your directions, I know my path.”
Carrington being assertive.

“I’m good at women.”
One man’s attempt to woo Dina Standish (Glenn Close).

*All’s Fair* is currently available for streaming on Hulu and Disney+.