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Yet another day brings yet another set of bewildering celebrity appointments from Donald Trump.

Who are the latest individuals to emerge? Television figure Dr. Oz, selected to manage Medicare and Medicaid (“Honestly, I’m astonished he didn’t opt for Dr. Pepper,” jokes *Daily Show* host Desi Lydic in the video above), along with Linda McMahon, spouse of the contentious WWE tycoon Vince McMahon, chosen as the nominee for Education Secretary.

The *Daily Show* wasted no time reacting, producing a mock training video directed at these unusual appointees. “If you’re viewing this, congratulations! You’re yet another random TV personality Donald Trump just picked to lead a major federal agency,” remarks correspondent Grace Kuhlenschmidt, portraying an instructor. “You might be wondering: ‘How did I land this job?’ ‘Wait, I’m in charge now?’ and ‘What exactly am I supposed to do?’ Well, I can guarantee you that the answer to all these inquiries is: I have no f***ing clue.”

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