“We’ve been so preoccupied with all the alarming things Trump could do that we overlooked—he’s also going to engage in some absurdly amusing actions.”

This was how *Daily Show* host Desi Lydic kicked off her commentary on Donald Trump’s recent foreign policy thoughts, which seem to center around creating a wish list of regions he’d like to see included in the United States.

In this segment, Lydic comically responds to Trump’s proposition that Canada should join the U.S. (“Canada can’t possibly be part of America—that’s the nation I feign to be from when I travel overseas!”), his concept of seizing the Panama Canal (“Because why limit ourselves to just controlling birth canals?”), and his claim that acquiring Greenland is crucial for national security.

“Naturally, we need Greenland for national security!” Lydic joked. “It’s the sole method to prevent Santa Claus from sauntering down from the North Pole and cozying up with our wives.”