Count Orlok (portrayed by Sarah Sherman) made a striking entrance during *Saturday Night Live’s* *Weekend Update*, expressing their views on Robert Eggers’ anticipated 2024 remake of *Nosferatu*. Reflecting on the venture, Orlok lamented, “It would’ve been nice to get an audition.”

Known as “Original Nosferatu,” Orlok confessed to appreciating the film but couldn’t help poking fun at the new Nosferatu, played by Bill Skarsgård. “He’s not terrifying enough,” Sherman joked through layers of makeup, humorously likening Skarsgård’s look to “a shirtless Ned Flanders.”

The segment took an even bolder turn when “Original Nosferatu” redirected their attention to *Weekend Update* host Colin Jost. True to Sarah Sherman’s form, the bit swiftly devolved into a roast. Jost became the subject of sharp jokes about his physique, alleged conduct with aides, and even a rumored cocaine problem.

The highlight arrived when Jost, visibly uneasy as Sherman reached for his face, exclaimed, “The last thing I need is you sucking on my nose.” Without hesitation, Sherman retorted, “Suck on your nose? No thanks, I don’t want to be up all night. Because of the cocaine, Colin.”

What began as a vampire-themed interview evolved into a comedic massacre — and audiences relished every moment of it.