Nikki Glaser opens her **Golden Globes 2025** monologue by asserting that she’s not intending to roast anyone — yet the following 10 minutes suggest otherwise.

“*Wicked*, *Queer*, *Nightbitch*: these aren’t merely expressions Ben Affleck yells after climaxing; they’re some of the fantastic films nominated tonight,” Glaser jokes while unveiling the nominees. She goes on, “*The Bear*, *The Penguin*, *Baby Reindeer*: these aren’t just items you’d locate in RFK’s freezer; they’re TV series nominated this evening.”

No one is safe from Glaser’s cutting humor. She pokes fun at Martin Short (“And Martin Short is here, because we have cameras!”) and Timothée Chalamet (“You have the most stunning eyelashes on your upper lip!”). Following her *legendary* roast of Tom Brady, could we have anticipated anything less?

For the complete list of the **Golden Globes 2025 winners**, we’ve got you covered [here](https://mashable.com/article/golden-globes-winners-2025).