The House Oversight Committee has unveiled what is purported to be a birthday message from Donald Trump to Jeffrey Epstein. In spite of the president’s refutations, Jimmy Kimmel had a definitive response to the correspondence.

“That’s not a birthday letter, it’s a signed admission,” Kimmel remarked on his program, “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” He further noted, “That letter is so unsettling it deserves its own documentary series on Netflix. I give it two hours before Trump claims it was authored by Joe Biden’s autopen. And by the way, can you picture if that little pubic scrawl said Joe Biden instead of Donald Trump? There would have been another Capitol insurrection.”

Kimmel also exhibited a segment of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson trying to defend Trump by stating he expelled Epstein from Mar-a-Lago and was “an FBI informant.” Kimmel’s response was, “Trump was an FBI informant the same way Diddy was a masseuse.”