On The Late Show Thursday, Nick Offerman led Stephen Colbert through the forthcoming community happenings in his hometown of Minooka, Illinois, making them sound enticing.

“As we often say in Minooka: ‘When you’re a Minookan, there’s nothing you Minoo-can’t accomplish,'” Offerman jested during The Late Show’s delightful “Community Calendar” segment.

He underscored actual events set to take place in Minooka and the surrounding Grundy County region in October, such as chair yoga at the Minooka Branch Library, the Viking Strength Challenge, Minooka’s annual Halloween parade, a haunted birdhouse-making day, and a Conspiracy Scavenger Hunt in Joliet — “or at least that’s what they hope you think,” Offerman quipped.

For those keen on happenings in the broader Grundy County area, the video above contains all the specifics. However, as Offerman humorously points out, “If you’re partaking in events in your Grundy area, consult a physician.”