There’s an extensive collection of erotic fan fiction circulating on the internet, and indeed, a portion of it prominently features Conan O’Brien in all his splendor.

In a segment from the podcast *Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend*, co-host Matt Gourley takes it upon himself to read some of this creative writing, much to the chagrin of fellow co-host Sona Movsesian, who swiftly interrupts with, “Stop, now.”

As for O’Brien’s reaction? True to his comedic roots, he humorously remarks, “I’m pleased that someone is finally viewing me as a sexual being, as I’ve been overlooked for far too long.”